No, I'm Not Being Serious

A side note on my roomie...
She is really not that bad. She did after all teach me numerous ways to chug beer, and how to effectively "puff" a cigar. And there was the time I schooled her at Beer Pong. These are clearly very valuable life skills that everyone should learn, but many do not. In fact, institutions of higher learning should offer symposiums on "The Methods of Drinking a Beer" and "Cigars: More Than Fog for the Brain." We all know a greater number of people would sign up to take these classes than classes like "Greek and Roman Civilizations." If American's are going to be known for our less-than-excellent educations, we might as well embrace our culture and make "Partying as a Life Skill" a major at all respected Universities in the States. If we cannot be the best in science or w/e, no big. Let the rest of the world solve its own problems, while we all become professional college students, drinking away our inhibitions and partying away our dignity. I motion to make Beer Pong our new national sport.